You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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