Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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