my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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