so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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