I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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