She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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