They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dating After Heartbreak
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow