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(765): View more from Indiana

She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.

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(619): View more from California

I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.

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(415): View more from California

All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk

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(240): View more from Maryland

She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.

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(618): View more from Illinois

We had sex on a dog bed..

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(858): View more from California

I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.

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