It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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