i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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