they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
as a side note pls kill me