Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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