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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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