My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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