we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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