Having a random hookup so left but love u
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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