Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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