I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Found the puke drawer
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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