How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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