I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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