Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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