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I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.

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I don't want you to recite the pledge!

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Pledge alligien to america to united states of america

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(631): I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge. (401): I don't want you to recite the pledge! (631): Pledge alligien to america to united states of america http://tfl.nu/s7dx

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after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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so?

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then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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(630): after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked (708): so? (630): then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas http://tfl.nu/17ue

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(754): View more from Florida

do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?

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(754): do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer? http://tfl.nu/0t31

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(254): View more from Texas

you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room

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(254): you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room http://tfl.nu/st2q

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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza

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(347): k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza http://tfl.nu/rg2w

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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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(603): wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys http://tfl.nu/ak8d

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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...

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(631): life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs... http://tfl.nu/upvm

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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE

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(904): He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE http://tfl.nu/khu1

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(513): View more from Ohio

so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?

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(513): so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned? http://tfl.nu/1jvr

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her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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(716): her body is proportioned like a family guy character http://tfl.nu/ptef

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(480): View more from Arizona

The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.

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(480): The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee. http://tfl.nu/mp6b

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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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(978): Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own? http://tfl.nu/mi3t

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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.

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(330): There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists. http://tfl.nu/kdms

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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!

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(747): That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away! http://tfl.nu/9pk5

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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast

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I'm so there

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(602): The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast (480): I'm so there http://tfl.nu/rimu

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