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It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(210): It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently http://tfl.nu/9vg5

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(915): View more from Texas

What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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(915): What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin http://tfl.nu/xzqi

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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.

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was that a mass text??

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(804): Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing. (571): was that a mass text?? http://tfl.nu/0791

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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.

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(407): Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit. http://tfl.nu/dysf

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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...

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(757): hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found... http://tfl.nu/titb

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.

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(262): it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day. http://tfl.nu/nryu

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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.

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(860): He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter. http://tfl.nu/21c2

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(478): View more from Georgia

All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."

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(478): All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk." http://tfl.nu/3sim

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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.

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(718): He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head. http://tfl.nu/789t

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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(615): Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions http://tfl.nu/mr16

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(585): View more from New York

If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed

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(585): If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed http://tfl.nu/2pf8

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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.

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(903): You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss. http://tfl.nu/y1tc

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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.

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So yeah he had good weed?

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(817): I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft. (817): So yeah he had good weed? http://tfl.nu/m1w9

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue

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(610): I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue http://tfl.nu/1cyh

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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.

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(267): Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one. http://tfl.nu/nwfi

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