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• (616): View more from Michigan

  when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.

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  who is this?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.

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• (845): View more from New York

  think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no

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