This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am