i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are