: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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