My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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