she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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