I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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