I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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