I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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