i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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