i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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