You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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