I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize