it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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