is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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