Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
