i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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