He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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