We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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