I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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