i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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