just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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