Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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