ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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she told me i tasted like america
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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