I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
