Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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