Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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