There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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