Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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