After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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