Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's blow job season.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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