Quick, to the slutcave!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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