I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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