i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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